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The Pizza Anxiety Cohort

You're here because you're experiencing Severe Pizza-Related Anxiety Disorder (SPRAD). You're not alone. We have a support group for those afflicted with SPRAD.

Our research suggests that SPRAD is caused by an over-reliance on delivery apps which have created an existential crisis in the global pizza supply chain.

We're working with top pizza therapists to create a pizza-anxiety recovery program that'll help you cope with the constant dread of missing your delivery slot.

Share your SPRAD story