Quantifying Pizza Toppings: A Scientific Inquiry
As a committee of highly important things, we must tackle the pressing issue of quantifying pizza toppings. Specifically, we will investigate the optimal ratio of olives to pepperoni.
After weeks of research, our team has come up with a groundbreaking study:
3:1.5 - The Golden Ratio of Toppings
We propose that for every 3 olives, you should have at least 1.5 pepperoni slices. Anything less is an affront to the culinary arts.
But wait, there's more! Our study also reveals that this ratio has a direct correlation with the number of attendees at the meeting.
- For 5-10 attendees, the ratio should be 2:1 (2 olives to 1 pepperoni)
- For 11-15 attendees, the ratio should be 3:1 (3 olives to 1 pepperoni)
- For 16-20 attendees, the ratio should be 3:1.5 (3 olives to 1.5 pepperoni)
Stay tuned for our next study: "The Optimal Amount of Cheez Whiz on a Pizza"!