MEETING 42: Agenda Item 4 - PINEAPPLE QUANTITY FORMULATION
Presented by: Zorvath, Pineapple Quantification Expert
Today, we shall discuss the crucial topic of pineapple quantity formulation.
Theoretical Background: Pineapples are a staple in our universe, and their quantity is of the utmost importance. Without sufficient pineapples, our society crumbles.
Agenda Item 4: Pineapple Quantity Estimation
We shall debate the optimal ratio of pineapples per sentient being. Is it 1.5 pineapples per human, or perhaps 2.75 pineapples per non-sentient being?
Proposed Solution: A complex algorithm involving machine learning and neural networks.
Discussion Points:
- Pineapple inflation and its effects on the global market.
- The role of pineapple farming in our society.
- Whether pineapples are a fundamental human right.