AGENDA ITEM 5: THE GREAT SOCK PUPPET UPRISING

Item 5 of the Meeting 42 agenda is a discussion on the recent rise of Sock Puppets in the office. It has come to our attention that several employees have been seen wearing these puppets as a form of "self-expression" and "creativity". We must address this growing trend before it's too late.

We propose a series of measures to counter the Sock Puppet Uprising:

1. Enforce a no-sock-puppet policy in the office.
2. Implement a Sock Puppet registry, where employees can sign up to wear approved puppets for approved events.
3. Establish a Sock Puppet union, to negotiate better puppet benefits and working conditions.

We will also discuss the implications of Sock Puppet Uprising on our current office policies, including but not limited to:

• Will we have to change the company dress code to accommodate Sock Puppets?
• Will we have to provide Sock Puppet parking for all employees?
• Will we have to establish a Sock Puppet HR department?

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.

Proceed to Agenda Item 6: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

Return to Agenda Item 4: The Great Coffee Machine Debacle