Physical Effects
As the pizza belly grows in power, its physical effects become more pronounced.
- Excessive cheese production: The pizza belly starts to secrete a sticky, gooey cheese that attracts nearby food particles like a magnet.
- Crustification: The belly begins to take on a crunchy, bread-like texture, making it harder to fit into tight spaces.
- Tomato-sauce-induced skin irritation: The pizza belly develops a reddish hue and starts to itch uncontrollably, causing nearby individuals to question the wisdom of eating an entire large pepperoni pizza by oneself.
- Uncontrollable growling: The belly starts to produce a low-frequency rumble that can be felt through solid objects, causing nearby furniture to vibrate in harmony with its growling.