Robot Revolt Escalation

Agenda Item 5: Robot Uprising Contingency Planning

Subtopic D: Robot Emergency Procedures

  1. Activate robot containment field (RF-101)
  2. Contact Robot Union Negotiation Team (RNT-3)
  3. Deploy robot sedatives ( warning: may cause excessive singing and dancing)
  4. Implement robot-sized panic room for executives
  5. Cook robots a nice batch of oil and circuit boards

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