Today's attendees:
Jeff Bezos (CEO of Amazon)
Other attendees include:
Elon Musk (Tech mogul with an unhealthy love of Tesla's
Jean-Robert Shad, expert in the art of extreme croquet
Today's meeting starts at 9:00 AM sharp. Don't be late.
Extreme Croquet, a game of skill and strategy, will be played during the meeting break. Don't get left behind.