After much deliberation, we have decided to... abandon all sense of reason and logic and instead opt for a more chaotic approach.
Reason: We were all too tired to think.
We have decided that colonizing the moon is the way to go. No, wait, we've decided against it and will instead opt for inventing a time machine to explore ancient civilizations. Or maybe not. We'll just have a pizza first.
Reason: Because, honestly, the moon is so last season.
We have decided to replace the current coffee shop owner with a sentient robot who will make better coffee, but worse small talk. Or maybe we've decided against it and will just have a robot uprising.
Reason: Because, let's be real, the current owner is just too chatty.
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