Today is a special day. We have gathered the crème de la crème of our organization. The Management Team has been working tirelessly to bring you the most important meeting of the year.
Don't forget, today's meeting is crucial. The fate of humanity hangs in the balance. Or, you know, at least the fate of our company. Which, let's be real, is pretty much the same thing.
So, put on your best "I'm a functioning adult" face and let's get this over with.