Bob: We need more chairs for the conference room.
Jane: I agree, but we also need more tables.
John: Tables are just chairs with more holes in them.
Jane: I'm lost without my color-coded folders.
Bob: That's not a problem, you have a smartphone.
John: I'm not sure, but I think the folders are plotting against us.
Everyone: They're probably in the break room.
Bob: I'm sure I had them in my desk drawer.
John: That's not how the plot thickens.