Agenda
- 9:00 AM - Arrival and existential questioning
- 9:15 AM - Introductions and awkward small talk
- 9:30 AM - Review of the world's most important documents
- 10:00 AM - The Great Scone Debate
- 10:15 AM - Conclusion and parting gifts
Refreshments Schedule
- 9:00 AM - Arrival of Free Coffee and Miserable Silence
- 10:30 AM - Scones and Sustained Eye Contact
- 12:00 PM - Lunch and the inevitable PowerPoint Presentation
- 2:00 PM - The Great Cookie Bake-Off
- 4:00 PM - The Mandatory Team-Building Exercise (read: trust falls and trust issues)