THE COOKIES DEBATE

It all started with a simple question: "What is the best type of cookie?". Little did we know, it would spiral out of control, into the heart of the matter.

We present to you, the greatest cookie connoisseurs of all time: Cookies of the Gods, Cookies of the Commoners, and Cookies of the Chaotic.

Each of them has a unique stance on the matter:

COOKIES OF THE GODS: "The only true cookies are those baked on the highest mountain, with the purest snowflake water and the rarest of ingredients." - Zephyr, Cookie King
COOKIES OF THE COMMONERS: "The best cookies are those that fill your stomach, not your wallet. We're talkin' about cookies from the corner store, the kind that'll put hair on your chest." - Grimble, Cookie Connoisseur
COOKIES OF THE CHAOTIC: "Cookies are like, uh, whatever. They're just, like, things that you can eat, right? Like, who knows, man." - Bubblegum, Cookie Philosopher

Which team will you choose? The Cookies of the Gods, the Cookies of the Commoners, or will you side with the Cookies of the Chaotic?

Read the Cookies of the Gods manifesto to understand their reasoning. Read the Cookies of the Commoners manifesto to grasp their argument. Read the Cookies of the Chaotic manifesto to, um, maybe not understand their argument.