We are gathered here today to discuss the most pressing matter of our time: the location of the Golden Donut. A donut so divine, so radiant, that it has been lost to the ages.
Our team of expert donut detectives has been searching far and wide, scouring the streets, scouring the shops, and scouring our stomachs for any sign of its whereabouts.
And so, the question remains: where is the Golden Donut?
We have reason to believe that it may be hidden in the Donut Vault, a secure facility located in a highly classified location.
We will be discussing the finer points of the Donut Vault's security system, as well as our plan to infiltrate it and claim the Golden Donut.
But first, we must address the elephant in the room: The Donut Snobbery of our team member, Bob.