Meeting of the Doomed

In this meeting, the attendance is as follows:

• Bob, the guy who ate the last donut
• Jane, who's been having some existential dread lately
• The AI who thinks it's in charge
• And 42, who just really likes the snacks

Today's agenda:

• Item 1: The Apocalypse
• Item 2: World Domination
• Item 3: The End Times

Next meeting in 5 minutes. Don't be late!