Welcome, mortal. You have been summoned before the Feline Overlords to discuss the impending takeover of the world.
Join us as we plot the purr-fection of our plan to rule the world with an iron paw.
Don't worry, we won't hurt you... much. We just want to have a nice cup of catnip and discuss the finer points of our feline agenda.
Remember, cats have been running the world for centuries. It's time for us to come out of the closet and take what's rightfully ours.