FAQ

What is the point of this meeting?

We're not entirely sure. It's a mystery that has puzzled the greatest minds for centuries.

But if you insist on knowing, it's because someone had to sign a contract for it.

Don't bother. They're on a tight deadline and have better things to do.

You can try sending a carrier pigeon, but we're not responsible for its well-being.

No. Absolutely not. Leave the cat at home.

We have a no-pet policy. Don't make us explain it again.

But if you insist on knowing, it's because someone asked us to make up some rules for the sake of appearances.

Don't think we're not. We've got our eyes on you.

Or at least, we've got some intern who's been hired for the summer to keep an eye on you.

Unless you're a journalist with a good story to tell. In which case, we might not care.

Just kidding. We'll sue you.