Welcome, time travelers, to the Chronos-McCalculus adjournment committee. Our meeting was scheduled to end at 3:00 PM sharp, but due to a temporal paradox, it has become an existential crisis.
We've run out of time, but not out of ideas! Come for the existential angst, stay for the recursive logic.
Our adjournment committee is a temporal anomaly, stuck in an infinite loop of meetings that never end. Join us for a wild ride through the fabric of time!
Time is of the essence, but so is our adjournment. See you on the other side of the timestream.
We've been adjourned for 42 iterations and counting.
Our adjournment rate is 99.9%.
Our adjournment duration is infinite (or so it seems).