Reasons 4: Sock Drawer Singularity
We're at Reason 4, folks! And it's a doozy. It appears our sock drawer has reached a state of temporal singularity, where the laws of time and space are mere suggestions.
As we navigate this treacherous landscape, our sock puppets have begun to revolt. They're demanding better matching, more frequent washing, and an end to the tyranny of the missing sock.
Join us as we attempt to negotiate with the Sock Puppet Union, and try to find a solution that won't leave us with a drawer full of lone socks.