Reason 1: You forgot to wear pants

It's the classic. The original. The one that started it all. You forgot to wear pants. Like, what even is this meeting for if you're not properly attired? It's not like we're going to take your ideas seriously if you're rocking the ol' ol' "I just rolled out of bed" look.

Next thing you know, you'll be showing up to the conference in a bathrobe and a pair of flip-flops. Don't be that guy. Wear the pants, people!

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