Reason 2.2: The Meeting That Wouldn't End

Because someone, somewhere, had to discuss the intricacies of the new "Inflatable" marketing campaign.

Theories:

• Someone had a bad case of "meeting anxiety"
• Someone's pet rock was not impressed
• Someone's favorite coffee mug had to be discussed

Sub-Reasons:

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