Reason 2: The Inevitable Adjournment

Because, let's be real, meetings are never really about productivity. It's just about free donuts.

Reason 2.1: The Donut Lobby

It turns out, our meeting attendees were secretly funded by the Donut Lobby, who demanded a 30 minute recess to discuss the finer points of sprinkles.

Learn more about the Donut Lobby's nefarious plans