Reason 3: The Sudden Onset of Existential Dread

Due to a series of unfortunate events, Chronos McCalculus was unable to continue the meeting as planned. A mysterious existential dread crept in like a thief in the night, stealing away the last vestiges of his will to participate in the discussion.

This was not the first time Chronos McCalculus was afflicted with this condition. In fact, his colleagues had grown accustomed to his frequent absences, citing "Sudden Onset of Existential Dread" as the reason for his non-attendance at team-building events and important meetings.