Background
It has come to our attention that the Sock Puppet Union (SPU) has been secretly manipulating our sock drawers for months.
- The SPU has been accused of pilfering an estimated 300 pairs of socks, with some reports indicating that they may have even been using them to make a macramé wall hanging.
- Our sources close to the union confirm that the SPU has been using their puppetry skills to blackmail world leaders, forcing them into a never-ending cycle of matching sock drawer purchases.