This meeting has been called for the purpose of debating the merits of pineapple pizza as a topping.
Current status: 0/100% consensus reached
Current consensus: Pineapple is a topping that should never be eaten.
Shall we allow pineapple to be considered as a topping for pizza?
A) Yes
B) No
C) Abstain
As a thought experiment, let us consider the possibility that pineapple might actually not be a terrible idea.