Counter-Proposal 1: The Utterly Inconsequential Amendment

Proposed by: Zara P. Bottomsworth, Director of Insubstantial Affairs

Resolution:

1. Replace all meetings with a 50% chance of randomly selecting a participant to be tasked with fetching the meeting's coffee.
2. Introduce a 20% tax on all meetings to fund the "Institute for Inessential Research" (IIR)
3. Require all meeting participants to wear a name tag with their title "Meeting Participant Extraordinaire'"
• Amend 3: Mandatory Meeting Mementos
• Counter-Proposal 2: The Utterly Uninformed Amendment

Discussion:

1. The meeting has gone on for 42 minutes, and no one has mentioned anything remotely resembling a solution.
2. Someone mentioned that the air conditioning in the meeting room is on the fritz, and that someone should probably fix it.

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