Meeting 42: Chronos McCalculus Agenda - Agenda Item 4.2.3: The Inconvenient Truth About Socks
Presented by: Chronos McCalculus, Esq.
Today's Agenda Item: The Sock Saga Continues
Key Points:
- Socks are a leading cause of existential dread.
- The average person spends 4 hours per week searching for a matching sock.
- Sock-related stress is responsible for 3% of global anxiety.
Next Agenda Item: The Great Sock Puppet Debate
Back to Agenda