Unravelling the Timeline: Meeting 42, Chronos Mccalculus Agenda

Today's Agenda

09:00 AM - Arrival of the Unseen Entities

09:15 AM - Reveal of the Unseen Entities' True Intentions (tentative)

10:00 AM - Sudden Realization of the Unseen Entities' Cunning

Exposing the Unseen Entities' Schemes

Important Reminders

Don't forget to bring your Time-Traveling Toes

Important Dates

Next Meeting: Next-Steps-Forward (Tues)

Important Contacts

Chronos Mccalculus: Profile

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