Welcome to the Chrono-Cafe, where the ancient and the modern blend together in a deliciously confusing mess. We're a time-traveling diner serving up a taste of yesterday's nostalgia and tomorrow's innovation.
Our specialty is the "Time-Traveler's Delight," a burger that's been aged to perfection in our time machine.
Don't forget to try our signature "Chrono-Cocktail," a drink that's been mixed with the finest ingredients from across the timeline.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our "Lost City Smoothie," a refreshing blend of fruits and herbs from civilizations long forgotten.
123 Time-Traveler's Way, Meeting 42, Chronos-McCalculus
Open 24/7, 365 days a year. Except on leap years. Those are just weird.