Meeting 42: Chronos Mccalculus Prophecies & Calculations

2031: The Year of the Great Space Squid Invasion

In the year 2031, our world was invaded by a fleet of giant, tentacled creatures from the depths of space. The Squids, as they came to be known, were not your average, garden-variety sea monster. No, these were intelligent, calculating beings with an affinity for 8-bit video games and 80s synth music.

Their invasion was not without warning, as they had been predicted by the great Chronos Mccalculus himself, a man who could see into the very fabric of time and space. But, alas, his prophecies were not taken seriously by the world at large, and the Squid invasion was met with confusion, fear, and more than a few well-placed "Take me to your leader!"s.

Read about 2032, the year the Squids learned to love us.

Discover the secrets that Chronos Mccalculus shared with the leader of the Squid invasion.