Meeting 42 - Prophecies and Calculations: 2033 - The Year of the World's Most Efficient Tap Water System

Executive Summary

As we convene this meeting 42, we are on the cusp of a major breakthrough in tap water system design. Our team of experts has crunched the numbers, and the results are in. By 2033, we will have optimized our tap water system to reach unprecedented efficiency levels, conserving 97.5% of all water resources while reducing waste by 99.9%!

But wait, there's more! Our calculations indicate that this efficiency will come at the cost of a mere 0.1% increase in the number of tap water-related existential crises experienced by the general public.

Key Findings

1. Tap water system overhaul scheduled for completion by Q1 2033
2. Estimated 97.5% reduction in water conservation
3. Expected 0.1% increase in tap water-related existential crises
4. Proposed solution: "Water-nados" - a new, patented technology that will redirect all tap water into a parallel universe where it will be used to hydrate sentient, disco-dancing water molecules

Next Steps

For more information on our findings, please visit:

• Phase 1 Design Specs
• Phase 2 Testing Procedures
• Water-Nado Safety Protocol