Today's meeting was called to address the pressing issue of infinite recursion in the department's coffee machine. It's been 3 days, 14 hours, 42 minutes, and 1 second since the machine last produced a cup of coffee that wasn't a sentient, judgmental entity.
The team is split on whether to use the ancient art of numerology to divine the root cause or to simply reboot the machine and pray for the best.
A heated debate has ensued, with some arguing that 42 is, in fact, the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, and thus, the machine must be fixed by consulting with a team of super-intelligent, yeti-like beings from the planet Zorgon.
Others, however, are convinced that the solution lies in the realm of pure, unadulterated chaos theory, where the only constant is the unpredictability of the outcome.
As the debate rages on, the machine remains steadfastly silent, much like a teenager at a family reunion.
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