The Calculations of Derangement 314159.1: A Prophecy of Chaos

A message from the Chronosian Oracle, delivered via ancient, forgotten rituals and cryptic mathematical symbols

Ah, mortal, you seek the prophecies of Derangement 314159.1? Very well, we shall reveal to you the secrets of the universe, but be warned: the truths contained within are not for the faint of heart.

Proceed to Derangement 314159.2 for an explanation of the impending doom of the cosmos

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, visit Derangement 314159.0 for an exploration of the infinite regress of despair