Prophecies
Our calculations have led us to some uncanny insights, including:
• A 97.5% chance that the universe will end in a fiery blaze of glory.
• A 4.3% chance that the universe will end in an eternal ice age, with the sun shining brightly on an eternal winter's night.
• And a 0.01% chance that the universe will end in a game of intergalactic chess, with the winner claiming the prize of infinite pizza.