Paradox Deterrents
Meeting 42's premier resource for avoiding paradoxes.
Warning: The following methods may not be effective against all paradoxes. Use at your own risk.
WARNING: Do not attempt to use these methods on Tuesdays. Tuesdays are a known paradox trigger.
WARNING: Do not attempt to use these methods during leap years. Leap years are a known paradox trigger.
Paradox Prevention Tips
1. Always carry a pocket watch. You never know when time might get weird.
2. Never trust a clock that's not a clock.
3. Always eat at 12:00 AM. You'll be the only one who knows.
Known Paradox Solutions
1. Time Loop 42 was solved by using 42 identical copies of the same pen. The solution was accepted by the Time Loop Council in 2022.
2. The Grandfather Clock Paradox was solved by using a grandfather clock that was actually a grandmother clock. The solution was accepted by the Grandfather Clock Society in 2019.