Step 2: The Daily Grind

In this critical phase, you're expected to consume at least 5 cups of coffee per day. Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• The Sudden Onset of Existential Dread
• The Involuntary Sudden Onset of Spastic Movement
• The Sudden and Uncontrollable Urge to Reorganize Your Entire Life

For optimal results, consume coffee in the following ratios:

Ratio	Recommended Consumption Time	Side Effects
1:1	8:00 AM	Increased Productivity
1:2	11:00 AM	Heightened Sense of Self-Importance
1:5	4:00 PM	Increased Tendency to Yell at Subordinates

Remember, these ratios are subject to change based on individual tolerance and office politics.

Proceed to Section 3: The Caffeine Overload