COFFEEENSTEIN

Meeting 42: The Most Epic of Them All

Panel 1: The Coffee Break

Panel 2: Coffee Machine Conundrum The Dark Side of Automation

Today, we're going to talk about the most pressing issue facing our company: the over-reliance on coffee machines. Our panel of experts will explore the consequences of relying too heavily on automated brews.

"We're not machines, we're human beings! We need human coffee!" - John, Coffee Snob

"But, but, but... the coffee machines are so... efficient!" - Jane, Coffee Enthusiast

"I'd rather drink from a firehose than use a coffee machine!" - Dave, Coffee Philosopher