The Great Cheese Debate of 2023: Round 1

The esteemed Council of Meeting 42 has called for an emergency debate on the topic of Cheese: Friend or Foe?

The following esteemed members are present:

• Lord Valtor, Lord of the Fries (Moderator)
• Professor Brie, Expert on All Things Dairy
• Baron Von Cheddar, Lord of the Cheeses
• Countess Gouda, Countess of the Counting

Arguments in favor of Cheese:

• Professor Brie: "Cheese is the key to a strong economy, as it provides a vital source of income for dairy farmers and cheesemongers."
• Baron Von Cheddar: "Cheese is the ultimate expression of human culture, a symbol of our rich heritage and tradition."

Arguments against Cheese:

• Countess Gouda: "Cheese is a scourge, a plague upon our society, clogging arteries and delighting the taste buds of the unwary."

Cast your vote: Cheese In, Cheese Out!

Adjourn the debate until next week!