Meeting 42: The Most Important Gathering of the Year
December 42, 2025 - 10:00 AM - The Grand Ballroom of the Infinite Improbability
Today's Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - Doors Open. Don't be late, or you'll be late.
- 9:30 AM - Welcome and Introductions. Please try to remember your own name.
- 10:00 AM - The Main Event. We have it on good authority that this will be the most exciting meeting of the year.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch. Because, you know, food.
- 1:00 PM - The Afternoon of Tedium. A series of presentations and meetings that will put you to sleep.
Important Reminders:
- Please do not attempt to reenact the plot of "The Matrix" in the meeting room. We have security.
- Do not ask the janitor about the meaning of life. He's still working on it.
- Remember to bring your lunch, or you'll have to subsist on our free, but questionable, buffet.
- Don't even think about asking about the meaning of "42". We're all just winging it here.
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