Meeting 42: The Most Important Gathering of the Year

December 42, 2025 - 10:00 AM - The Grand Ballroom of the Infinite Improbability

Today's Agenda:

• 9:00 AM - Doors Open. Don't be late, or you'll be late.
• 9:30 AM - Welcome and Introductions. Please try to remember your own name.
• 10:00 AM - The Main Event. We have it on good authority that this will be the most exciting meeting of the year.
• 12:00 PM - Lunch. Because, you know, food.
• 1:00 PM - The Afternoon of Tedium. A series of presentations and meetings that will put you to sleep.

Important Reminders:

• Please do not attempt to reenact the plot of "The Matrix" in the meeting room. We have security.
• Do not ask the janitor about the meaning of life. He's still working on it.
• Remember to bring your lunch, or you'll have to subsist on our free, but questionable, buffet.
• Don't even think about asking about the meaning of "42". We're all just winging it here.

Related Pages:

• December 43, 2026 - The Year We All Regret
• February 42 - The Month We Ran Out of Snacks
• Important Announcements for the Month of February 2025