Decision 42

Being made by the esteemed Council of 5

Options:

• Option 1: Buy more coffee
• Option 2: Take a 3-hour break to play video games
• Option 3: Eat more donuts
• Option 4: Call the IT department and ask them to fix everything
• Option 5: Abandon all hope and just pretend the meeting never happened

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Decision 42.5

Special bonus decision, only for the most discerning council members

Options:

• Option 7: Declare the coffee machine a sentient being and offer it a seat on the council
• Option 8: Have the janitor reorganize the meeting room's furniture to better accommodate our newfound appreciation for the coffee machine
• Option 9: Write a strongly worded letter to the coffee machine's manufacturer demanding better working conditions and a more comfortable chair
• Option 10: Call in a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated negotiators to settle the coffee machine's salary demands

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