Decision 42: Destroy the Planet

As the 42nd and final decision of the Galactic Council, we have decided that the universe is a burden we can no longer carry.

Reasons for the decision:

We are tired of the whole "not dying" thing.
It's too hot in the sun.
We've run out of memes.

Implementation Plan:

Our team of experts has devised a 3-phase plan:

Phase 1: Send a strongly worded letter to the universe.
Phase 2: Engage in a series of increasingly aggressive diplomatic talks.
Phase 3: Deploy the Doomsday Device.

The Doomsday Device

Side effects of the destruction of the planet may include:

Global extinction.
Uncontrollable sobbing.
Unending existential dread.