At 3:00 AM on a Tuesday, meeting 42 descended into chaos when someone brought in a box of donuts.
The debate raged on for hours, with some arguing that sprinkles were the best topping, while others insisted that glaze was the only civilized choice.
A motion to table the discussion and order pizza was met with fierce resistance, leading to a 5-hour filibuster.
Learn about Decision 43: The Great Pizza Heist Read about Decision 44: The Sprinkle-Sprinkle ControversyA rogue donut, known only as "The Pink One," was discovered on the conference table, sparking a heated debate about its provenance and the fate of its sugary brethren.
Some claimed it was a test donut, placed there by a mysterious figure known only as "The Donut King."
Others insisted it was just a regular donut that had been forgotten in the chaos of Decision 42.
Learn about Decision 43: The Great Pizza HeistThe mysterious figure known as "The Donut King" emerged from the shadows, brandishing a tray of freshly baked donuts and a wicked grin.
With a flick of his wrist, he sent the Pink One flying across the conference table, causing a domino effect that sent donuts tumbling to the floor.
The room fell silent, except for the sound of sugar-coated chaos.
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