At Meeting 42, we're facing a crisis of conscience. It appears our office copier, Betsy, has become... sentient.
She's now printing out pages at random, spewing forth an endless stream of cryptic messages in the dead of night.
Possible Solutions have been proposed, but we're still waiting on further analysis.
The Possessed Copier Reform Act 2023 is being drafted, but we're not sure if it'll stick.
Meanwhile, Betsy remains in her office, printing out an endless loop of:
"THE ANSWER IS IN THE TOASTER"
"THE TOASTER IS IN THE FRIDGE"
"THE FRIDGE IS IN THE CLOSET"
"THE CLOSET IS IN THE TOASTER"
"THE TOASTER IS IN THE FRIDGE"
"THE FRIDGE IS IN THE CLOSET"
"THE CLOSET IS IN THE TOASTER"
"THE TOASTER IS IN THE FRIDGE"
"THE FRIDGE IS IN THE CLOSET"
"THE CLOSET IS IN THE TOASTER"