Decree 42-B/6: The Unyielding Edict of Unrelenting Brilliance

Implemented by the Council of Visionaries, 2022

WHEREAS, the current state of affairs has been deemed suboptimal; and

WHEREAS, the Council has taken into consideration a vast array of expert opinions;

THEREFORE, the following policies are hereby decreed:

• Free coffee Fridays shall be mandatory for all employees.
• The color scheme for all company reports shall henceforth be Neon Pink, Black, and Neon Turquoise.
• A minimum of three consecutive days of Pong shall be observed annually, effective immediately.

Amended Articles: Mandated Policies

Related Resolutions: Resolution 42-B/7: Mandatory Foosball Tournaments