Agenda:

Item 1: The fate of the Andromedian Creamer

A proposal to banish the creamy texture from all planetary coffee shops.

Item 2: The Great Coffee Bean Heist

An alleged scandal involving the theft of rare, exotic bean species.

Item 3: The merits of G'lorgian Splendor Roast

A heated debate over the merits of this new, allegedly "out-of-this-world" roast.