Meeting 42: Decisions: Just Add More Bureaucracy

Resolution: 42-3.5: We hereby decide that every decision made today shall be subject to at least 3 levels of review, 2 rewrites, and 1 re-re-review. Failure to comply will result in mandatory attendance at the annual Bureaucratic Awareness Training Seminar.

Subcommittee A: Re-review Committee: Chairperson, Zara, has been tasked with re-examining the original resolution and providing a revised version with additional clarifications and justifications.

Recommendation: We recommend that all meetings be conducted in a dimly lit conference room with a minimum of 3 chairs and 2 coffee machines.

Hyperlink to supporting documents: Bureaucratic Awareness Training Seminar Agenda, Re-Review Guidelines

Note: This decision is subject to change at any time without warning. Or notice. Or reason.

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