Meeting 42: Decadent Coffee Phase 1

Present: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice. Agenda: Discuss the finer points of existential dread.

Minutes:

• John: "I'm telling you, the coffee machine is broken. It's a harbinger of doom."
• Jane: "I've been saying that for weeks, John. You're just now noticing?"
• Bob: "Has anyone checked the fridge? I could've sworn I left some of my famous 'I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy' granola bars in there."
• Alice: "Guys, let's focus. We need to address the real issue: the meeting room temperature is 72 degrees. It's an affront to human dignity."

Next Steps:

• Action Item 1: Investigate coffee machine for existential implications.
• Action Item 2: Conduct thorough investigation into fridge contents.
• Action Item 3: Demand temperature adjustment to at least 75 degrees.