Phase 2: Implementation Strategy
After much deliberation, the committee has decided to implement Option 2, the "Bizzaro Method" for achieving world domination.
According to this plan, we will first build a giant robot that can eat all the world's pizza, thus rendering traditional agriculture and politics obsolete.
Next, we will use the robot's energy to power a network of giant, invisible, flying hamsters that will do our bidding and take over the world.
But don't just take our word for it! Read more about the details of Phase 2, including: