Phase 2: The "We're-All-Going-To-Stir-Crazy" Solution
After careful consideration and several cups of coffee, we've decided to abandon all reason and common sense. Our new plan involves building a giant, spinning top in the middle of the city and using it to power our meeting space with an endless supply of nachos.
Key points:
- Estimated cost: $10,000,000,000 (a small price to pay for sanity)
- Projected completion date: Never
- Key benefits: Free nachos for everyone, endless entertainment for the neighbors