Today, we will discuss the fate of the world's last remaining supply of artisanal catnip. It's a serious matter, folks. We must decide whether to allocate it to the secret underground bunker of Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth or to the nefarious cat overlords.
Decisions point 2: The Feline Fiasco Decisions point 3: The Bottomsworth Conundrum Decisions point 4: The Purr-plexity of It All