Quantum Fluctuation Decision Meeting 42

After much deliberation, the council of quantum overlords has reached a decision.

Decision: We will establish a new timeline, where cats rule supreme and humans are relegated to serving their feline overlords.

Pros: Cats are clearly superior, and their rule will bring about a new era of enlightenment.
Cons: Humans will have to learn how to use a litter box, and will likely lose all sense of personal freedom.

Quantum Fluctuation Decision Meeting 42: The Results